Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Dear Mr. President:

I know you're busy, like, navigating our country through an economic crisis and stuff, and therefore the prime time TV schedule might not be your top priority when you're planning your important addresses. That's why you should hire me as your Secretary of Television Affairs. I can keep you abreast of the TV schedule and advise you that you will not gain any approval rating points by, for example, preempting the juggernaut that is American Idol. Just send me a text, and we'll work out the details. Bowlby, out!

4 comments:

stephinbham said...

Sweet. You are totally brills.

Robin said...

he needs you, Katie. Because tomorrow when his approval rating tanks, he won't figure out that it is cuz he preempted American Idol. Unless his daughters tell him.

Natalie said...

Amen. And did you happen to see Nancy Pelosi? She looked like she was wearing a fancy sweatshirt. Odd.

Leah said...

And the Mentalist!