Dear Mr. President:

I know you're busy, like, navigating our country through an economic crisis and stuff, and therefore the prime time TV schedule might not be your top priority when you're planning your important addresses. That's why you should hire me as your Secretary of Television Affairs. I can keep you abreast of the TV schedule and advise you that you will not gain any approval rating points by, for example, preempting the juggernaut that is American Idol. Just send me a text, and we'll work out the details. Bowlby, out!